Description
Go out in style—literally. This witty and darkly humorous tee features the phrase "Being cremated is my last chance at a smokin’ hot body", perfect for those who love a little morbid humor. Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is hilarious. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends or just embracing life’s inevitable punchlines, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Features:
✅ Soft, high-quality fabric for all-day comfort
✅ Classic unisex fit—great for everyone
✅ Bold, easy-to-read print that won’t fade
✅ Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and keeping it real
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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